I want to make him hurt I don’t want to see him I dont want to talk to him I want to kick him in the ball sack I want to yell at him I want to ruin him I want to make him suffer I wish I never met him. Why am I grumpy? cause I need you in my life and I don’t even want it. Because I want to punch you in the face while you slept and pretend I did it in my sleep. Cause I’ll never be good enough for you. Cause I hate you. Cause I don’t want to be here but I miss being in your arms more anything. Cause I can’t let you see me cry again. Cause even though I’m looking for someone else I can’t keep you out of my mind. Cause you replaced me so easily

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didsomebodysayredvines:

thedrunkenmoogle:

The Eeveelution of Shots (Pokemon shot set)

Ingredients:
Eevee:
1/4 simple syrup
1 oz Bourbon whiskey
dash Angostura bitters
dash Orange bitters

Vaporeon:
3/4 oz Blue Curacao
3/4 oz Vodka

Jolteon:
3/4 oz Limoncello
3/4 citrus Vodka
1/4 tsp sugar to dissolve

Flareon:
1 oz Fire Water (Hot Cinnamon Schnapps)
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 
1 pinch cinnamon

Espeon:
1 oz Hpnotiq
1/2 oz Gin
1/8 oz Grenadine 

Umbreon:
1 oz. Kraken Black Spiced Rum
1/2 oz Coconut rum

Leafeon:
1 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Light rum
1/3 oz. Gin

Glaceon:
3/4 oz Irish cream
3/4 oz Ice 101 peppermint schnapps 

Directions: All of but two of the shots (Flareon and Glaceon) can be made simply by mixing the ingredients in a shot glass.  For Flareon, layer the Bacardi 151 on top and light on fire.  Sprinkle the pinch of cinnamon over the fire for a cool effect.  For Glaceon, layer the Ice 101 peppermint schnapps on top of the Irish cream.

“Because its genetic makeup is irregular, it quickly changes its form due to a variety of causes.” -Pokedex entry for Eevee in Pokemon Black and White

Drink created and photographed by Eddie Strickland.

Thisssss

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sinofthemockingbird:

popculturebrain:

Hunger Games Propaganda PSAs From College Humor

I’d like all of these framed now please, thank you.

Words are weapons, but weapons are also weapons. I love it.

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visualorganism:

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valerienikole:

#organic Greek yogurt drizzled with #honey with sides of sliced up #mangos #kiwi & #strawberries. #breakfast (Taken with instagram)

mmm num

fruit :)

im not the only one :)

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